| 5 entries | | |  | | | | Sense of humour | wrote | | | Has no one got a sense of humour on this site or do you need to have a labotomy before you can put a profile up....ahhhh...glad i got that off my chest :-) | | | | | Me | wrote | | | have had so many questions asking about the sane side of me so here it is boring to many but hopefully to one very interesting....i teach adults with learning difficulties, i manage a youth football team, i enjoy reading, keep fit and the usual going out at the weekends... oh nearly forgot i've been convicted of manslaughter....made the last one up to sound more windswept and interesting....well did it work? answers on a postcard or a simple txt will do... :-) | | | | | A husband | wrote | | A husband got into big trouble after his wedding anniversary. His wife told him the day before Tomorrow there had better be something in the driveway that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat.
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway, she opened it and found a set of brand new bathroom scales!!!! | | | | | Advice | wrote | | | A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid one's who need the advice! I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite. | | | | | Sanity | wrote | | | The statistic's on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from one form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they are ok then it's you!!!! | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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