| 5 entries | | |  | | | | Lingerie Shots | wrote | | | Would like to chat to some nice woman, that doesnt feel the need to show off herself in just a thong in her photos. If thats you get in touch. | | | | | Wales Vs Australia | wrote | | | If anyone has some spare tickets let me know :) | | | | | One For The Ladies | wrote | | | Men are like wine... They begin as grapes, and its up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. | | | | | Life!!!! | wrote | | Bad Lyndon was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and daughter were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car.
The only thing he said was, F.F.
His wife turned to him and answered, E.F.
Out on the motorway, he said, F.F.
She responded simply, E.F.
He repeated, F.F.
She again replied, E.F.
Mum! Dad! their daughter yelled. What's going on?
Bad Lyndon answered, Your mother wants to eat first! | | | | | Headache Cure | wrote | | A husband emerged from the bathroom naked
and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual,
I have a headache.
Perfect her husband said.
I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin.
You can take it orally or as a suppository,... it's up to you! | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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