| 3 entries | | |  | | | | MAD DOG 357 ATTACK | wrote | | This is one of my family after he ate approximately 1/4 of the size of your little finger nail worth of a chilli sauce called MAD DOG 357. After he ran off, as shown, he ate a tub of ice cream and drank 2 pints of milk...lol..
Watch on youtube at
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uFyXSvyiKZ0
H ells Bells its hot... | | | | | MY KNEE..!! | wrote | | On Monday, my knee popped out of its socket. As I struggled to come to terms with my new dislocated body feature, whilst simultaneously screaming like a 3 year old girl, or boy even, it thankfully decided that moving into a north westerly direction wasn't a good idea and thuded back home to patella land.
As I was due out for a night of 'Hip Hop' Karaoke that very day, I had to cancel in favour of 'Hop Hop'.
Next week: How to break your back in 3 easy moves.... | | | | | A few quotes..(clears throat) | wrote | | The Early Bird catches the Worm, only goes to prove that the Worm should've stayed in bed!!
I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.
There's room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. | | | | | 3 entries | | |
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