| 3 entries | | |  | | | | Joke of the day: | wrote | | A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
Can you read this? the optician asked.
Read it? the Polish guy replied, I know the guy. | | | | | Joke of the day: | wrote | | One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. Tie me up, she purred, and you can do anything you want.
So he tied her up and went golfing. | | | | | Diet | wrote | | Well, after eating too much during Christmas I kinda kept the trend and have had enough of being unfit.
So I have started down the gym, going 5 times a week again and eating healthy, feels better already :)
Bring on the muscles ;) | | | | | 3 entries | | |
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