| 1 entry | | |  | | | | Life.... | wrote | | I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready
for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid , you pl | | | | | 1 entry | | |
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