| 5 entries | | |  | | | | untitled | wrote | | 8 ways vodka is better for a woman than a man:
1. vodka is always stiff
2. vodka doesnt look smaller when its cold
3. vodka lasts aslong as you want it to
4. vodka doesnt prod you in the back in the morning demanding attention
5. you dont care how far down your throat vodka goes
6. you can have as much vodka as you like in a night withought looking like a slag
7. you can enjoy a vodka infront of you mum
8. VODKA IS ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO SWALLOW | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | snow white has been disqualified from disneys x factor. she was found backstage sitting on pinnoccio's face singing 'tell me lies tell me sweet little lies!' | | | | | untitled | wrote | | a penis sez to his balls, 'rite lads get ready and ill take you to a party.'
the balls reply, 'your a fukin lier you always go inside and leave us knockin!' | | | | | haha x | wrote | | | Ive just bought a blackburn rovers advent calander, fukin typical all the windows are boarded up and someone has nicked all the chocolates! | | | | | lol x | wrote | | | A mans in da pub pissd out of his hed, he approaces a group of lads havin a drink and says to one of them I did fuck your mum last nyt and then walks of to the bar for anuda pint, bout an hour lata he walks up to the lads agen and says I did hav my cock in ur mums mouth before i cum ere tnyt and then stumbles of to the bar for another pint, another hour passes and he approaces the lads again, just as the drunk is about to speak the lad turns round and says here fuck off home dad... your pissed | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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