| 5 entries | | |  | | | | Funniest thing I have heard in years!! | wrote | | | TorF hilarious eitherway-My bros gfs m8 was dog sitting whilst she went on holiday, 2 day's in it kealed over, she rung the vet who said bring it to them, she don't drive so put it in a suitcase(big dog)&went to the bus stop, rigormortis set in so couldn't lift it, a bloke helped her put it on the bus, she said her laptop, dig cam was in it & thats why its heavy her stop was next & he grabbed it&did a runner! pic his face cracking it open&a stiff mutt looks back at him! what do you tell your m8 | | | | | THUG JOKE :P | wrote | | Little guy sitting at the bar. Big thug walks in and hit's him to the floor and says 'thats a karate chop from Korea' later thug walks up to him and hits him again and says 'thats a judo chop from Japan' Little guy goes out and a few minutes later returns smacks the thug on the head and knocks him out cold. He says to the barman 'when that cunt wakes up, tell him that was a crow bar from B&Q'
HHAHAHAHHAHA :D amazing joke :D | | | | | Joke 3 | wrote | | | A penis says to his balls 'Right Lads, get ready and i'll take you to a party' The balls reply 'You fucking liar, you always go inside and leave us fucking knocking' hahahah :D | | | | | Another Joke :D | wrote | | Dracula came back from a night out with blood all over his face...One of the vampire bats said 'it's so dry out tonight can't seem to find any blood anywhere!! where did you get some from?' Dracula say's follow me boys....
They fly around for about half hour then Dracula say's 'see that tree over there?' the Vampire Bat say's 'Yeah' Dracula says ' well I fucking didn't' !!!! hahaha :D | | | | | Joke :O) | wrote | | | A blokes walking round tescos when he bumps into another bloke who says 'excuse me mate I cant find my wife' the other bloke says 'me neither what does yours look like?' so the 1st bloke replies well shes 5ft7 Swedish with long blonde hair, she has blue eyes, big tits and shes wearing knee high boots and a mini skirt, what does your wife look like' the second bloke says 'FUCK THAT LETS FIND YOURS' hahahaha what a great joke :O) | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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