| 4 entries | | |  | | | | wrote | | | When Viv Stanshall said 'Teddy Boys don't knit' he was pretty near to the mark. Manly men don't do the dishes. This may sound like male chauvanism, but it's not. In fact it is quite the reverse. It's all down to women and what women find attractive in a man. You see, if a women finds a man attractive, really attractive, more attractive in fact than any other man she knows, she will like as not wish to marry him. If she succeeds in doing so, her next task will be to domesticate him. | | | | | wrote | | Purge him of his nasty habits, mould him into a loving husband and caring father.
This on the face of it would seem reasonable enough. It makes perfect sense. But it has a tragic downside. It puts an end to their sex life.
Because a domesticated man is not a sexy man. A domesticated man, who does the dishes and cooks the dinners and hoovers the carpets and mends the fence and redecorates the house, is anything but sexy. There are few things less sexy than a man in a pinny. | | | | | wrote | | Steve lives in a grubby bedsit.
And Steve don't do the dishes.
Nice for the wife and nice for Steve, but what about the poor domesticated cuckold of a husband?
Well, he's having an affair with his secretary - so it all works out fine in the end. :) | | | | | wrote | | And so while he might be very good about the house, his wife no longer finds him sexually attractive. Because he is not the man she married. He is a pale and domesticated shadow of the man that she once found alluring.
And so while he is at home in the evenings, babysitting the kids and putting up a new spice rack in the kitchen, she is out at her amateur dramatics, being rogered rigid in the back of a volkswagen by her toyboy called Steve. | | | | | 4 entries | | |
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