| 3 entries | | |  | | | | Funny S***t | wrote | | If every fool (man) wore a crown u'd all be kings!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway!
Woman are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think | | | | | Can you answer these?? | wrote | | When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought).
Do fish ever get thirsty?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? | | | | | Randomness!! | wrote | | There is a light at the end of every tunnel....just pray it's not a train!.
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
You have ONE advantage over me....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? | | | | | 3 entries | | |
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