| 5 entries | | |  | | | | 3-2 | wrote | | | Yaaaassss cumon the hoops | | | | | Oh we're goin to Ibiza | wrote | | | looks like the mad squad are off to Ibiza on 29th Aug...ahh cannae wait | | | | | A WEE JOKE | wrote | | A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm I'd like to buy a horth he says to the owner of the farm.
What sort of horse? said the owner. A female horth the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
Nithe horth. says the dwarf, Can I thee her eyeth? So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's eyes. Nithe eyeth., says the dwarf,
Can I thee her teeth? Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's teeth. Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth? the dwarf says.
By now th | | | | | Wedding over & done with | wrote | | | Oh well that's the wedding over & done with & of course she was gorgeous, as you'd expect the bride to be!! & what a party lol best wedding i've been to yet! CONGRATULATIONS CATRIONA & ANDY!! | | | | | The Wedding | wrote | | | Well Fantazia has been & gone, what can i say it was fookin Amazing, lol i managed to dance for a whole 8 hours, didn't know i still had it in me...lol..Well my Best mates big day tomorrow & yours truly is best maid ;o) Am made up, never been a bridesmaid before, am well chuffed!!! GOOD LUCK ANDY & CATRIONA....GETTING MARRIED SAT 6TH OCTOBER!! | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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