| 5 entries | | |  | | | | agent provocateur | wrote | | | yeah i have the full marilyn range in my wardrobe nipple tassles and all :) | | | | | men are like buses | wrote | | | well well certainly are for buses you wait ages for one then three turn up at the same time. personally one at a time is more than enough for me.... watch this space i guess | | | | | santa | wrote | | | spoiled me rotten this year got some fab new chanel sunglasses who cares if its december they are chanel ffs.... oh and the tiger print hold ups went down very well thank goodness for agent provocateur xx | | | | | postman | wrote | | | i love my post man he has just delivered my marabou feathered kittens heels, tiger print hold ups and baby doll :) im going tp put it all on and walk about my flat all day like ladymuck! eating lindt chocolates of course, cheers postie if you werent an old git id have ficen you a kiss | | | | | the friends ploy! | wrote | | | when one of you says can we just be friends? aftr sex. What the man is really saying is "please dont slash my tyres "pmsl what the woman is really saying is wish hadnt bothered my arse.... | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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