| 5 entries | | |  | | | | untitled | wrote | | | popping more pills then i want to....ill ill ill | | | | | wrote | | | a woman goes into a dentists office, the dentist says to her, "im sorry to tell you this,but im going to have to drill that tooth." horrified,the woman replies,"oh,no id rather have a baby." to which the dentist replies,"make up your mind,i have to adjust the chair," A SKELETON WALKS INTO A BAR. THE BARMAN ASKS, "WHAT CAN I GET YOU?" THE SKELETON REPLIES, "ILL HAVE A PINT OF LAGER AND A MOP,PLEASE." | | | | | wrote | | | Gunna Try & b a Good Boy!!!....lol | | | | | wrote | | | a little girl returns home from school and announces that a friend had told her where babies come from. amused,her mother replies,"why dont you tell me about it?" the little girl explains,"well,mummy and daddy take off all their clothes,and then daddys thingy stands up,and then the mummy puts it in her mouth,and then it sort of explodes." her mother shakes her head,leans over to meet her eye-to-eye,and says,"oh,thats sweet,but thats not how you get babies. thats how you get jewellery." | | | | | wrote | | | In life, one must complete 3 tasks set to him by the 'Higher One' if he is to suceed the 'Throne of Life'... Task 1 - Frisk a pigeon... Task 2 - Follow a snail for 7 days... Task 3 - Complete none of these tasks... If all 3 tasks are complete, contact the nearest 'Tourist Information Board' and register your name. Now you can walk with your head held high... P.s. What does P.s. stand for, and how many fingers am i holding up? | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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