| 5 entries | | |  | | | | Cage | wrote | | | From now on, anybody who fits into any category in the above rant, shall be put in THE CAGE! THE CAGE is a special little place for time wasters, weirdos, passport hunters, pervs or anyone who is all of the above. You will be welcomed by Robert who is the gatekeeper and he will ensure you have a pleasant stay! | | | | | Boobs | wrote | | | BRA SIZES It all makes sense now: Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters Stood for, it is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up! | | | | | Skanks | wrote | | | Ok anyone who spends any length of time on here will be well aware of the 'gentlemen' who are looking for fun. Bold as brass showing us all their meat and 2 veg. What I want to know is, do these men ever manage to pull a woman for a quick shag? If they do, what the hell do these women look like?? They obviously have some issues, where they look like they've been smacked around the face with a rotten kipper or complete sex maniacs. But geezo girls....get a grip! | | | | | Cars | wrote | | | Why is it, that wherever there is a car accident I find myself smack bang (no pun intended) in the middle. Shame today I didn't have my own car round me to protect me and goddam it hurts!!!! | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | Isn't it weird how certain situations that arise prove to you who your real friends are? People who claim to care or be your friends show their true colours when the friendship is tested. Whether the situation involves death, illness or you just need them to be there for support, it fairly shortens the christmas card list! There are 3 or 4 certain people who will read this and know exactly what and who I mean. Let's just hope they can be there for their true friends! | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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