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A couple driving home from the pub on a winters evening run over a badger, they stop and realise that it is still breathing but in a bad way so they decide to take it to the vets.

She gets in the passenger seat and he throws the badger onto her lap then he gets in and starts driving.

Woman - "Poor thing, I think it might make it but its freezing cold"
Man - "Well put it between you legs to warm it up then.
Woman - "But its all wet and it stinks"
Man - "Well hold its nose!"
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