| 5 entries | | |  | | | | virgo-the one that waits | wrote | | | Dominant in realtionships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when witheld or restricted.Lives by no pain no gain. Caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. Stubborn. Curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter | | | | | math sex!! | wrote | | | How sex starts ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply!! | | | | | would u agree dis makes sense sum how lol | wrote | | | Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast so much nobody would eat it? why cant women put on mascara with there mouth closed? why do people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every 2 hours? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? has anyone EVER seen a baby pigeon? | | | | | sum more dumb fings dat actually make sense | wrote | | | If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do banks charge a fee on insufficient funds when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? and do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? | | | | | this sounds dumb but is so true if u fink bout it | wrote | | | how cum wen you lose something people say that its always in the last place you look coz its kinda obvious u aint gona keep on loooking 4 it once u find it are you?.also how cum wen u lose da t.v remote u will spend hrs tryin 2 find it but neva botha 2 change the channel by using the t.v itself? why do men have a problem with asking for directions? how cum humans r da only bread of mammel dat dont naturally have sex on all fours? how cum doing nufin always turns out 2 b doin sumfing afta all? | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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