| 4 entries | | |  | | | | crap joke of the week | wrote | | What do u call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonkey!! | | | | | Boyfriend! | wrote | | | Right no more fuckin around!! Im on here to find a boyfriend. I want someone mature who i can learn and grow with, someone who brings out the best in me and loves all my bad points as well as my good. If u just want a shag then FUCK OFF!! Im sorry if that has offended u but it was ment to. Im sick of meeting ppl who make out they want the same then try to jump in my knickers at the earliest opertunity. Im no prude ,far from it but im worth more than a quick fumble with some bloody pervert! | | | | | NEW! Joke of the week | wrote | | | I went to the nurse for my annual health check this morning. She said I think you should stop wanking. I asked, why? She said Because im trying to examine you. | | | | | Joke of the week | wrote | | | Got a new job with the Samaratins last week. Tried to call in sick this morning and the bastards talked me out of it!! | | | | | 4 entries | | |
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