5 entries | | | | | | They wanna be fwends wiv me!!!! | wrote | | The Skanks of Skankville have asked me if I'd like to make there aquaintance formally, I think they're going to invite me to a BBQ with Smart Price burgers & McCain's Micro chips or maybe a trip to the local Crack House to suck on a few rocks (Mechelle told me smack is so 90's now) all washed down with 3 litres of White lightning, mmmm. I've been asked if I want to join gang of mates from Uni in Monte Carlo this weekend, I've turned them down, it's the Cardiff redneck experience for me!!! | | | | Big Smiley Day Today!!!! | wrote | | It seems I've been accepted into the Skanky Clan, They sent me some wonderfully colourful Comments I've added to my Profile. If you want a laugh I suggest you read them. These people are thick with a capital T. I pissed myself when I read them, I can't believe I've put all this thought into writing my Blog & they come back with immature mispelled crap that looks like it was written by some cross-bred, brain-dead bimbo from some ghetto....Oh hang on, I think it fuckin was!!!! Keep it coming | | | | Visit to the Doc's with the Skankster!!! | wrote | | Today I attended the local doctor's surgery on the Council estate with Skinnybootwearer2000. We'd gone cos her eating disorder is out of control, he stated that her diet was entirely unsuitable as it only consisted of Haribos & Tramp's semen. He said that although it was not nutritionally balanced it didn't caused the extreme weight loss which had left her looking like a Ethiopian Postman. He said that was probably due to worst case of pus filled piles he had seen in 32 yrs of practice....Nice | | | | Her Majesty 'Skankmella' is crowned | wrote | | Skinnybootwearer2000, Queen of the Skanks, officially took office as Faceparty's biggest Swamp Donkey. In accepting this coverted title she will be expected to fulfill all her duties such as sucking all the cocks of the men in her street & offering anal sex to any passing tramps as a way of combating homelessness in Cardiff by giving the Vagrants something to do. She will wear her ceremonial nylon leggings & trackie top & will dye her hair ginger for the duration of her reign, Long Live Skank | | | | Met the Queen of the Skanks today! | wrote | | Wow, I've been chattin with a real, genuine Chav-Skank! It's true, take a look at skinnybootwearer2000. 5 kids, all different fathers, State benefit scrounger, thick as fuck & an eating disorder! I feel my life is complete, she should be in some museum somewhere as an exhibit of everything that's wrong with this country! Her tit's are so small they go inwards!!! she's got those lucky legs....so thin she's luckly they don't snap, and she needs a head transplant! Gonna marry her!!! | | | | 5 entries | | |
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