| 2 entries | | |  | | | | JOKE | wrote | | | NASA launches a rocket with 2 monkeys + a Blonde on board..Houston to 1st monkey - adjust oxygen to 40% and carry out post launch checks.. Houston to second monkey - throttle back, power down engines and adjust anti-gravitational shield. Houston to Blonde - feed monkeys and touch bugger all. | | | | | Just Seen This On A Profile Thought It Was Funny | wrote | | | lord b4 i lay me down to sleep, i pray for a man who's not a creep, one who is handsome smart an strong, one who's willy is thick an long, i pray this man will love me no end, and never attempt to shag my friend, but as i lay here in my bed, i look at the wanker u sent me instead... | | | | | 2 entries | | |
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