3 entries | | |  |  |  | The life of a penis is not a happy one. | wrote |  | They only have one eye, their hair is a mess, the neighbours are nuts, the bloke next door is an arsehole, their best friend is a cunt.Not to mention their owner is a wanker! |  |  |  | Definitions | wrote |  | P.I.M.P. - Pensioner In The Making Phase Slag - Sexy Lovable And Gorgeous ALF - Annoying Little F**ker |  |  |  | | wrote |  | Orient gained the first automatic promotion for 36 yrs, & in the space of 2 mins, it wasnt goin to happen, then it cud happen, then it was happenin, then its happened. greatest feeling ive had watchin football |  |  |  | 3 entries | | |
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