| 4 entries | | |  | | | | wrote | | | well went out into oldham an it was pityful i tel thee id rather spend the night in a vasaline factory with gary glitter,george michal and elton john anyway after drinking more boose than my body could handle i arrived home to watch the boxing i discoverd that some shall we say some little c n t had kindly removed my window and relived me of my 400 pound car sterio and then much to my suprise i lost control of my body and started swearing and punching things ah well looks like in singin from now | | | | | wrote | | why hello all you good people yust got back from a merry jaunt to barcelona and in the words of borat "its very nice i like"
the weekend was filled with drunken tomfoolery like shouting i am the ant an dec at bemused spanyads
foiling wallet thefts for the greater good..
walking in an anty terrorist march screaming throw the jew down the well
oh an i wore a massive big gay sombrero from barcelona to covent garden in london GUD EH... | | | | | wrote | | | went manchester last night to that new club in the printworks al i can say is get your sorry asses down there cant remember wot it was called as everything kinda got blurry lol we ended up at the travel lodge in great ancoats with a load of irish girls pwror but some drug crazed loon came in da room n chased us with a blade i tell ya havent ran that fast in ages linford christy dint av a patch on me lol well yet another lesson learned and another story under ma belt life is neva dull wen ur me x | | | | | wrote | | | work was a bloody nightmare today got in late nearly ran a flippin stipid sheep over the damn thing was trying to eat the road surface i wouldnt mind but there where fields as far as the eye could see mabie asfalt is a sheeps idea of a curry or summat ROLL ON THE WEEKEND oldham town centre is gonna part me from my hard earned cash and leave me in a state of oblivion ahh and these are supposed to be the best days of our lives phils top tip ;always wear a mac kapish | | | | | 4 entries | | |
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