2 entries | | | | | | The acceptance of the term "BBW" | wrote | | The acronym BBW has stealthily infiltrated the internet in the form of a new-wave fat virus. BBW (or Big Beautiful Woman) as it is frequently coined, is a comparatively recently self-imposed acronym, invented by the overweight masses to legitimise sloth and over-eating. Since when did fat and lazy become beautiful? Did I miss this boat? Given the size of it, I find that hard to believe..
Don't let this acronym fool you. Interpret it exactly as it is, self-imposed legitimacy for salad dodgin | | | | National Vowel Shortage | wrote | | Some of you may have noticed the tragic Vowel Shortage that has recently decimated parts of the UK with tragic results.
Some teenagers, and many in their early twenties have been forced to write sentences with few or no vowels. Thousands of members of faceparty have been badly hit. Stacey from Bristol said: ts wll sd innt, am nly llwd 7 vwls pr sntnce cz ders nt enuff 2 go rnd
Please show your support by purchasing a Yellow Ribbon for Stacey and her peers.Available from all newsagents! | | | | 2 entries | | |
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