| 4 entries | | |  | | | | Quitting! | wrote | | My word giving u smoking is hard...its been the worse 2 hours of my life so far!
I shall do it! | | | | | wrote | | Right in need of a serious amount of messages to relieve the boredom of hospital confinment.
Only i could shatter my ankle landing on the carpet in my lounge.To add insult to injury i was actually sober.Now i get to spend the next week stuck on my back in a hospital bed with frequent trips to la la land thanks to morphine.So need funny messages to cheer me up,luscious comedians please,not web pervs,i still have my dignity and standards. | | | | | wrote | | | WHAT A FAB SATURDAY NIGHT GIRLIES.BARMAN DRESSED AS FIREFIGHTERS HEAVEN TO LOOK AT,COULD RATHER FANCY A REAL ONE.ROLL ON DEC 16th,CANT WAIT TO HIT THE GAP CLUB AGAIN! | | | | | wrote | | God i have had the goldfish a week and i managed to kill one of them of already.The other one nearly got flushed until we caught sight of a little breath being taken and we willed the lil fella to survive.
A minor miracle happened and he is now swimming round his tank, happy as larry but probably wondering where his mate ben is. | | | | | 4 entries | | |
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