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I am in love with two schoolbags.... I'm bi-satchel !!
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Stealing wrote
I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires.. I was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
Promotion wrote
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up,and
he said 'You've been promoted.'

And I swerved.

And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been
promoted again.'

And I swerved again.

He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.'

And I went into a tree.

And a policeman came up and said

'What happened to you?'

And I said 'I careered off the road.
Rude Lady wrote
I went into Tesco today and brought a gallon of milk, a loaf of bread, and a pound of bacon. Then I took it up to the checkout and as I was paying the lady says
Wow, you must be single.
I replied Yes. How did you know?
The cashier says Because you're ugly.

Charming !!
Pillows wrote
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
Pub wrote
I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine said You smell and you're ugly

Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate of peanuts saying You're a very handsome young man

Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order and the nuts were complimentary !
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