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Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business
u want to put on the clothes u wore home from the party last night and there aren't any
Your turn on the news and they're showing emergency out of the city
You wake up & find ur waterbed broke & then u realize that u don't have a waterbed
You put both contact lenses in the same eye
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