| 4 entries | | |  | | | | Scousers | wrote | | Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty Scousers showed up.
Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door, Saint Peter
said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God
instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group. A few minutes
later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone."
"What All of the Scousers are gone?" asked God. "No" replied Saint Peter "The
Pearly Gates!" | | | | | Building work | wrote | | | Woohooo, the building work is finished... finally... now I'm waiting for the invoice. Preparing for a heart attack, so if none of u ppl who know me hear from me for a while, u know why :p :p | | | | | Contractors | wrote | | | Got a proper estimate from the contractors: £10,360. That's 5k less than the initial estimate. Nice. Won't have to be a very big bank that I rob for the money, at least. :op | | | | | Welcome to my world... | wrote | | Hey all. Thanks for taking the time to read this far in my profile. This is the part where I talk about things that have happened in my life recently, and are going to happen... blah blah. lol. I'll keep it short and to the point. :op Still trying to sort out my late father's estate. The Probate is taking AAAAGES. Contractors have been round to see what repairs need doing to the house. An early guess is 15k worth of repairs. Nice. I think I'll go rob a bank. lol
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