|Name:|| Megan |
|Details:|| 31 years old (Scorpio), Female, Single, Straight |
|Location:|| Leicester..., Leicestershire, United Kingdom |
|In my own words|
..So me and my friend decided to go back on here after a conversation about the lame websites we use to go on...Midlife crisis at 22 maybe !
Periods are Red,
Theres poo in my loo,
Your also on here,
how desperate are you :P
My name is Megan and I'm here for a giggle,
I won't meet men for a late night fiddle,
Dirt talk is cheap like the prices in Lidl,
Just up for some 'banter' so try make me piddle,
If you type like a chav from Jeremy Kyle,
My response to you will take a while,
Whats your number? BBM? whatsapp? or kik?
Easy now stop asking me or i'll rip off your d....
I am half English and a bit Serbian,
Hairy top lip and bits like a German,
Dont act like your top and can afford a Bentley,
When your skint in a rut wearing brands like Henley,
Jokes aside I am a nice person,
Not up my own a*** like a anal insertion,
I don't know why i'm writing a poem,
I feel so geeky like ''RICKAAAY'' Sid Owen,
Ha ha ha..
|If I was a Millionaire...|
Left faceparty now....too many fake profile and freaks !
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|lostone wrote...|| |
|For once, you won't be hit with the You are gorgeous line, since you must know you are attractive and if you wasn't sure, all comments before mine would be good for the ego :D|
Anyway, just wanted to say that is an awesome poem you have there. Impressed. Have a good night :)
|si_is_god87 wrote...|| |
|What a beautiful girl you are!|
Where is it you originate from? Got that sexy foreign hint to you ha.
Oh, and loved the poem too!
|gypsy17 wrote...|| |
|midlife crisis at 22???? wud luv to know more about that...fancy a chat sometime???!|
|adept0 wrote...|| |
|babes ur such a gorgeous gorgeous girl omg would really like get to know u up 4 a chat? x x x x would luv to spoil u lololol xxxx|
|topcat365 wrote...|| |
|KFC zinger box?|
i like pizza though :P
i love food
thank nyou for listening
it was an abstract poem since you love writing poetry :P
KFC zinger box meal !
Sons of anarchy, Breaking bad, The walking dead
Author / Book
Night Club / Bar
Mama :P :)
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