 | | Name: | Dan Porter | | | | Details: | 33 years old (Scorpio), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Tenerife, Spain | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/mcporter |
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In my own words
Well, I'm Dan, I'm an 18 year old male living in Wigan, I lived in Tenerife for 5 years. My friends would describe me as funny, and one who likes to talk. I know that I give off the impression that I'm childish and immature sometimes, but I'm not. I'm told that I am quite intelligent. As bizarre as that sounds.
They also like to say get the hell off of my lawn! Yeah well it's a free country!
I like to write comedy, I love writing scripts for sit-coms, I like thinking up characters, ideas, awkward situations and jokes. I like art, and I like playing the guitar.
I don't like: People with no sense of humor, or people that try and impress me using other peoples jokes.
Compères or amateur comedians that plagiarize. Writing material is not easy.
People who deliberately create absurd conspiracy theories just to shock, and SOLELY to shock and offend (David Icke)
Football, too much money and too much violence.
Racists. |
| Blog | | | | | Well I'm back!
| | I used to use faceparty ALOT back before I found myspace and ruined my life (kidding) And to be honest, I'm not sure what attracted me back here. Things seem so easy around here, where people on myspace are constantly looking from friends, most of the people that message me here, are girls who just want to add me to MSN so they can rip their knockers out and impress me...
You can't impress me! Because I have nipples too. Over 18 years of having nipples has really just de-sensitized me to the |
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The Meaning Of Life...
Well, Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious, so to me, the meaning of life is to have fun. Secondly, reproduce.
But fun always comes first. Why do you think sex feels so good, and is so boring immediately after? EXACTLY! |
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The chewable variety Music
The Vines, Nirvana, White Stripes, Foo Fighters TV Show
Seinfeld! Author
Tolkien Movie
The Science Of Sleep Night Club / Bar
Is Mcdonalds a bar? Animals
Graham Norton is an animal yeah? Person
The guy who stood infront of those tanks Website
Click here to view Possession/Thing
Oxygen. I love that stuff! Water is great too |
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