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martythepigpilot
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Name: TheGoatPoet
Details: 56 years old (Aries), Male, Single, Straight
Location: Plymouth, Devon, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/martythepigpilot
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In my own words

What you see is what you get! I'm a tall, relatively (?) good looking guy. I'm intelligent, optimistic, open, non-materialistic, honest, genuine, hopelessly romantic, funny (hahahaha not peculiar... okay not very peculiar... okay well maybe a little), really easy to get on with (try me!!!), ambitious, tactile (with the right person), and lots of other really cool, groovy and hip things you'll have to find out for yourself!!! I'm looking for friendship initially and if that leads to something more serious then I'm all for that!!! I'm prone to holding my partners hand in public, and giving unprovoked displays of affection, I love a good cuddle on the sofa with a good film and a drink or two (Optional), and if I buy you flowers it's because I want to not because I'm feeling guilty...
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My ENORMOUS Sexual Organ....
1. It's said that the largest and most powerful Sexual Organ in the human body is the organ inside your head.. which is just as well because that's the only place I seem to be able to get any these days!

2. My I.Q. is 151, which places me in the 98% percentile intelligence wise... Bearing in mind number 1, does this mean I'm Hornier than 98% of the population of the world?
If I was a Millionaire...

Would I be Happier??? Dunno... But I'm willing to give it a crack!!!! I DO know that the Ducati 1098S, KTM999 Adventure, KTM Superduke, Honda XR650RSM, Aprilia SXV550, VW Minivan, Triumph Speed Triple, Audi RS4 and Ariel Atom sat in my garage would all put a Huge Smile on my face!!!
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quasilawyer wrote...  
HIPPY BIRTHDAY PIGGGGAY
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nomadicpoofairy wrote...  
i shall marry you but dont tell the pooclown.x
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stonedagen wrote...  
****MERRY CHRISTMAS MR P. ****
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xxroxie35xx wrote...  
what the fcuk was that last message supposed to say pmsl i wrote hat my pjs derrr dopey biatch is me, i meant i shat my pjs lmao !!!! Think its time i put the brain to sleep for the night pmsl. Night night pigster xxx
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xxroxie35xx wrote...  
Do u really hav to sneak up on me like that just hat me pjs now im gonna go hav to change into clean ones wash me arse & change the sheets ffs !!!! lmfao :op xxx
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xxroxie35xx wrote...  
Hell yeah its pretty scary shit bein addicted to this bloody fakeparty place lol...start off looking on ebay blink & freakily im signed in to here YET AGAIN pmsl :op xx
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stonedagen wrote...  
Im top banana matey hows you doing?? xxx
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stonedagen wrote...  
Good morning Mr Pilot ...hows it going? :oD xxx
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stonedagen wrote...  
yes i know mr P lol ...so is mine ;o)...she's a very lucky lady :OD xxxx
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stonedagen wrote...  
good good ...i though it went a bit dark for a second or 2 must have been yer ass i caught out of the corner of my eye ;o) hehe xxxx
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Favorite Things

Food
I'm a Carrot Crunching, Lettuce Munching Veggie!!

Music
Cooder, Vai, Nirvana, Mozart, Loussier, Iggy Pop

TV Show
Tricks of the Mind, Top Gear, owt wi' Stephen Fry

Author
Robert Rankin,Le Carre,Crichton,Barker,Ker r,Load

Movie
Fight Club, LOTR 1, 2 & 3, The Crow, Papillon

Night Club / Bar
Depends on the company I'm with

Animals
Equine, Canine & (of course) Porcine....

Person
Squiddy, Muncher (aka The Minnies)

Website
Click here to view

Place
See 'Nightclub/Bar'

Possession/Thing
My Bike Rita, My Mobile, My Laptop

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