A little guy is sat at the bar, when all of a sudden a thug smacks him in the face and says thats KUNG FU from Japan, a bit later the thug smacks him again and says that's KARATE from Korea, the little guy then gets up and leaves the bar. A short time later he comes back and smacks the thug knocking him out cold and says to the barman when that twat wakes up, tell him that was a fucking SHOVEL from B&Q
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