In my own words
First to a party, last to leave. Make a fit sticky toffee pudding.
If you're bored of reading profiles, why not try visiting your local magistrates court and shouting 'Objection, your honour!' at inappropriate moments until you're thrown out?
If you're stressed, gently massage your temples for 20 minutes using a smooth, circular motion before kicking the bastarding fuck out of everything in the house. |
My Dream Date...
Cadburys world. |