 | | Name: | lookatmeee | | | | Details: | 33 years old (Leo), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | THORNABY, Cleveland, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/lookatmeee |
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In my own words
YOOOO WAZZZZUP NIGGAS! IF YA WANA TALK [email protected] il make ya laugh ;)
a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately,he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9years old.One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb upto the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
Lettuce!!! Tomato!!!
Lettuce !!! Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams.
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,would you guys stop making sandwiches your getting mayonaise all over my face. |
My Funniest Moment...
Heres to the 1 tht I love best
Every nyt I suck her breast
shag her standing
shag her lying
If she had wings
Id shag her flying
Now shes dead
Not forgotten
Dig her up
Shag her rotten
Spider spider on the wall, have u any sense at all, cant u see that walls bin plastered, now ur stuck u stupid bastard
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he cud suck it
He said with a grin Wiping sperm from his chin
If my ear was a cunt I cud fuk it |
| Comments | 10 of 19 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | | | | | x_lil_gracey_x wrote... | | | | i never ever go on it so it would be pretty pointless giving you it :P you ever go out down boro? x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | sporty-craig wrote... | | | | mate no offence but how the chuff u get so toned up like round yer pecs, tis fukkin killin me trying to do that | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | x6xbeckiix9x wrote... | | | ya gt 1 fing goin 4 u ya make me laf lol
n nar a dnt pis maself lol tht ur lil problem nt myn bbz gt it ryt x
it u who wakes up wit a stonker fingin ov me | | | | | send message |
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