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Name: Jessica
Details: 32 years old (Taurus), Female, Bisexual
Location: London, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/lil_miss_vamp
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In my own words

My name is Jessica. You can call me Jess, i won't like it but i won't complain. I'm like that, doesn't mean i'm a doormat because that would be ridiculous, i would've died by now if i was a doormat.

I love logic, it keeps me going. It's kind of a star trek thing because i got a little bit obsessed with spock, but come on he has pointy ears, that capacity for a mighty amount of violence without intentionally revealing it, and a brain like the encyclopedia. Bit wierd but maybe thats what i'm into, strong unemotional types with pointy ears and a passion for all things logic and science related. Aw. thats love.

I'm a bit wierd, but everyones a bit wierd i suppose. Judge for yourself.
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My Funniest Moment...

A group of stoners, sitting around a dining table and discussing tattoos willy nilly, meanwhile in my head the conversation had swiftly turned from a teapot being tattood on someones foot, to the foot looking like an actual teapot, and then jumping dramatically over to a wooden leg with a purple teapot at the end of it, of course the leg would have water storage and boiling capabilities.

At the this i started to giggle, not realising everyone else had kept talking...
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mrnovanova wrote...  
hey.. i kinda wish you could come and visit tbh :(
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mrnovanova wrote...  
O_O .. i see.. umm lol.. maybe its not such a good idea then.. unless you actually have a chastity belt lol.. cos stacy still intimidates me too.. and i currently wish we weren't just 'friends' =/ .. i mean i'd really like to see you.. but i don't think sex would be on the register.. no matter how much i'd like it to be.. i want to do this right.. if you know what i mean?
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mrnovanova wrote...  
ahah.. well we're pretty far from the sea.. but that'd be awesome :) don't get much time off up here.. so don't do ANY socializing :( .. just me and stace.. and we're just 'friends' at the moment.. so it gets pretty lonely lol
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mrnovanova wrote...  
yea its awsome :) .. and thats AWSOME :) .. it wasn't my place to say at the time.. but that was something that made me really worry about you sometimes *hugs* im glad :)
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mrnovanova wrote...  
ahahah.. nah.. she's just helping me along the way :)
i quit smoking weed like 5 months ago.. and barely drink anymore either.. good for you on the cross country thing though :) s'good stuff..
yea.. lovin the horse love XD
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mrnovanova wrote...  
ahahah .. sorry XP .. but if you must know i no longer have any hair at all ..
BIG changes here .. i've moved to wales .. im living with my best mate on an equestrian centre .. and learning to ride horses :)
what you up to these days? well i hope?
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mrnovanova wrote...  
ah well good on you.. i'm sure she'll come round eventually.. whats the new place like? and where?
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mrnovanova wrote...  
ah fun times.. so you finally spoke to your mum about moving out then? how'd she take it?
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mrnovanova wrote...  
tis lol.. you should have :( .. oh well.. it'll take time lol.. what ur plans for xmas and new years?
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mrnovanova wrote...  
trying to lol.. no-one calls me it though :(
how are you? keeping well i hope?
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Favorite Things

Club sandwiches :)

Anything really, no pearl jam.

TV Show
South Park. Sealab 2021. Robot Chicken.

Nabokov, Gerritsen, Shan, King, Bulgakov, Banks

Disco Pigs.

Night Club / Bar
Never been.

Kinkajou! Yes it is an animal!

Mummy, Ceara, Mercedes.

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Somewhere with herbs growing.

Erm... Nipples.


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