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Name:	lil-laura88

Details:	35 years old (Leo), Female, Single, Straight

Location:	blackpool/Frodsham, Lancashire, United Kingdom

Profile Link:	www.faceparty.com/lil-laura88

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In my own words

1)Alcohol doesn't make you FAT, it makes you LEAN ....on tables, bars and ugly people

2)When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the fu*king bastard who made you sad.

3). When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

4). When you smile -- I will know you got laid.

5). When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you about it, every chance I get.

6). When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whinging.

7). When you are confused -- I will use little words.

8). When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

i am an open minded easy goin type of girl..always up for a laugh if u like wat u see n read get in touch..if not dont lol

From Now On...

----Girls----
----are like apples----
----on trees. The best ones----
----are at the top of the tree.----
---The boys dont want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that arent as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong with them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for--a boy
---who is brave enough to

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xfranchx wrote...

hows work gorgeous?xxx

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xfranchx wrote...

god weve onli bin appart for a day but i miss u baby. so much. love u all the world xxxx

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slickmcgazza wrote...

hi laura x how are you today? looking nice in your pics!

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xfranchx wrote...

its ok baby. miss u like hell tho! me n liam r defo cumin down thur!i cant wait gurl. im off thur so wil cum down bou tea time n try meet ya if poss. then wil cum the show bar. gutted kenny isnt ther but oh wel get c my fave gurl dont i xxx mwaaahhh! woooop!xxxx love u angel millions xxxx

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xfranchx wrote...

babes ive got no credit but il ring ya tomoz. so glad ur enjoyin it!love u millions xxxx

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xfranchx wrote...

aahh baby! im stuck in ere til 11 aswel! wish i was ther wiv u.miss u too much. wev not bin out 2gevs for ages av we.il c wot i can do for gettin down urs. il c wen am off nt nex wkend bt the wkend afta even if its onli for one or 2 nites i dont care dude. need c the new gaff n mke sure its ok for my lou dont i!and tell kenny il b down so i want him at the bar proppin me up! xxxx

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xfranchx wrote...

grr!anyway wen us gurlies cum down wil cause sum havoc!lets hope hes out round blckpool wen wer down!show him wot hes let go of ;) cnt believe i dint get his id. jus guna put it behind me now babe cba xxx

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xfranchx wrote...

wot is this sitch, y r u online lady lou xxx

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