 | In my own words
what happened to the dwarf who walked between the womans thighs??
he got a clit round the ear and a flap round the face!!! xx
three women sitting in a bar, the first woman says;
my holes so big ,my husband can fit his whole hand up it,
the second says ,thats nothing ,
mines so big my ole man can stick his head in it,
the third girl laughed so hard she fell down the stool.
pacific cruse ship sinks with only three survivors, david darren and daisy. they swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years doing what comes naturally. but daisy feels so bad about having sex with both david and darren, she kills herself. sad for david and darren, but they get over it and again nature takes its course. after a couple more years the lads feel really bad about what they are doing....so they bury her!!! |
In A Perfect World...
i could stay 25 years old !!! |
| Comments | 4 of 4 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | ledders777 wrote... | | | Herro you! x Keepin warm n dry i hope! x
3 lads bragging about their shenanigans the night before as they got split up!
1st chap showing off says,.i was so hammered last night i puked all down myself, the carpet and all over the missus when i got back,.
2nd says is that it,..i was so pissed i ended up in 2 fights, got nicked, woke up in a cell with a kebab in my back pocket!
Last geezer says,...guys that's nothing! I was that trashed i got home and was blowing chunks!
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| | | | | | ledders777 wrote... | | | Hello Me it's Me too! haha
What's the difference between an egg and a w*nk? You can beat an egg! x
Lovely pics, you look great!
I've pinched that stunning view for my screensaver haha,....Fankz ;)
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| | | | | | robnick wrote... | | | Here's a joke for you!!...
Did you hear about the woman with no arms and legs that won the strawberry picking competition??
The jammy twat!! | | | | | send message |
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