ASK YOURSELF!Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an S in the word lisp? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? FUCKING MADNESS!!!!