 | | Name: | Smurfette | | | | Details: | 48 years old (Leo), Female, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Milan of the North (Leeds..!), West Yorkshire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/ladyuknic |
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In my own words
When I was born, I was given a choice to be REALLY sexy, charming, intelligent and funny .... or ....
to have a good memory... I can't remember which one I chose....!
Pretty sure if you message me with something witty and unique I will respond, don't bore me with a simple 'hi', or anything remotely sounding like 'you're hot, pretty, gorgeous, never 36 etc etc' it is as dull as dishwater.. :) |
| Blog | | | | | Why it's better to be a Woman!
| | 1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. Taxis stop for us
3. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
4. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
5. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
6. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. |
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My Mum Says...
To cure jealousy is to see it for what it is, a dissatisfaction with yourself. |
| Comments | 1 of 1 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | xafeec wrote... | | | hi, heres why its better to be a man!
1- We built the Titanic
2- We are capable of walking to the next bar rather than booking a taxi.
3- We dont need to talk to members of the opposite sex, they shud read our minds.
4- We can fully assess a woman by looking at her mother.
5- we accept noisy or 'squeeky' sounding farts are pure comedy gold.
Ur right about the dancing bit tho... | | | | | send message |
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Italian, Mexican Music
Festival Girl, Loud and Live.. TV Show
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... !! Night Club / Bar
Mission. Animals
Duck Billed Platypus.. Person
Louie Spence.. Possession/Thing
Ipod, Heated Eyelash Curler and Phone..! |
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