In my own words I have recently discovered the joys of keeping fit via swimming a lot. Im not poor or ugly but shallow & materialistic people make me want to vomit.
My Funniest Moment... was when i went for a look around a podietry course at university. They asked me why i wanted to do it and i told them it was because I love kids. They then proceeded to show me what podietry really was... treating old peoples septic warts on there feet. Nightmare