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Name: dale kelk
Details: 41 years old (Gemini), Male, Single, Straight
Location: barnsley/little hills of columbia., South Yorkshire, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/kelkyz
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In my own words

well, my name is pedro montosa, i live in the little hills of columbia where me and my 38 children grow copious amounts of cocain,heroin,and the odd bit of weed. my wife salma regularly does drug runs with our 10 eldest children, manolo been the eldest takes care of the money laundering side of the family, but was recently caught by the local policia who treat him badly by calling him a fuxkpig and making him run round the streets of little columbia naked with his weeney between his legs so he looks like a woman.i av tried to bribe but nothing i can do or say seems to work !!! if u av any ideas how i can free my little boy from that hell hole thes he is in please dont hesitate to contact me, al even sort u a few lines lol !!! anything else u want to know call 555-211-FBI im on there top 10 wanted list n buzzing off it, or fone my wife salma she is columbias number 1 crack whore sucky sucky 10 dollar n the wxore will tell u anything !!!
My Worst Day...

update 27th of march: there is sum rather distubin news evolving round manolo !! it has been brought to my attention that the lying cheating handbag fighting son of a bitch boy of mine has really been leaking information about me to the local policia and the feds !!!so all u out there hear me now !!! 4 all u contract killers and suicide bomberswishide to earn 4 million dollars to bring his head to me make yourselfs known !!! genuine people only, no timewasters !!!!
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sophiebbitchy wrote...  
lol thanx xx
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bustydollylolly wrote...  
alreeeet ma nigga lol xxxx
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jodie-lei06 wrote...  
you fukin crank wats ya bin smoking nutcase!!! hows it goin anyways darl u ok? u sin l.a ink fukin mint!!!! cya xx
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carriechickedy wrote...  
swit swooo lol mwah xxx
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bustydollylolly wrote...  
ha i fort it was ratger funi myself ha how bored are u typin all them ha has u nutter xxxx
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bustydollylolly wrote...  
ha i dont fink so!! i mite only be 5ft but ill trow u around n show u how its done ha xx
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bustydollylolly wrote...  
i'd like to c u try mr
dont fink u got wot it takes 2 handle me ha ha xxx
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bustydollylolly wrote...  
ha ha we'll do them all ha ha we'll b like little n large or fukin dumb n dumberr ha u still at work? xxxx
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bustydollylolly wrote...  
ha ha yeaaaa!!!!
bet ppl readin these comments fink were both fukin mad heads lol
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bustydollylolly wrote...  
i think u need me as ur pa i could sharpen ur pencils for u and we cud kick fuck out of every one ha xxxx
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Favorite Things

cocaine morning noon n night !!!

the sound of me playing my banjo in little hills

TV Show
how to harvest cocaine with (charlie) dimmock hah

my cousin tony's scarface of course

Author / Book
who are these author people anyway ?

Night Club / Bar
moonshine shack at the bottom of little hills

my bullmastiff trained to kill local policia haha

that wud b my cousin tony again i luv him hahaha

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good owd barnsley and ibiza and the little hills

AK-47, anti tank guns n petrol bombs


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