two children were playin in a park and the little boy says to the little girl my bikes faster than yours to which she replies well my bikes shiney than yours. The little boy says to her well my dads bigger than yours to which the little girl saywell my mums prettier than yours. Th little boy starts to get angry and pulls down his trousers to which he says bet you aint got one of these The little girl smiles lifts up her skirt and says well my mum says as long as i've got one of these i can have as many of them as i like ...