 | | Name: | bobby | | | | Details: | 48 years old, Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | comnock, Scotland, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/john-deere |
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In my own words
does ma photo no say it all,ke mon and get meeee!!!! am a stallion and am hung like wan !!! a don't really ken much aboot gettin a burd coz am a no-ricghter,so a want tae get a lassie that'll show me whit tae dae.ye don't need tae be braw al hae ma beer goggles on.Ps, AM A VIRGIN! send me a wee message and tell me whit ma chances ar o gettin a wumin,don't be crule it's no ma faut a luk lik a gimp munkkee xxxx.wait tae a tell ye this,last seterday nicht a wis that foo a fell oot the taxi at mauchline club,landed oan ma coopon and then shat maself.Hullo everybudy am back again wi mair sully stuff tae tell yi aboot whit av din since a got oot the jile the ither week. well a went oot wan night an a landed the smertest burd av ever seen(a wiz foo).Aye a gve hur the boaby shaft oan tap o a motor ootside the CLUB DE MAR. a thought to maself hen ken you canny be fussy thats bin ma furst hump in ages. Next a wiz et AYR SHOW runnin aboot wi ma |
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| | | HERE IT IS MAIR PISH FAE THE HOOP KING, JIST GOT BACK FAE THE CLINIC AN GOT THE ALL CLEAR. IT TOOK ME 5 GOES RIGHT ENOUGH, SHEEP DIP CURES ONYTHING BUT IT FUCKIN NIPS LIKE FUCK.AM STILL LOOKING FUR A BURD CAUSE EVEN MA RUBBER DOLL HAS LEFT ME FUR SOMEBUDDY ELES. GOT BARRED FAE THE POOL THE OTHER DAY CAUSE A NIVER MADE IT TO THE SHIT HOOSE,WHIT A MESS AND WHIT A FUNNY COLOUR THE WATER GOES NOO, NEVER USED TO. DID A MENTION THAT AV GOT A BIG WULLY? |
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My Worst Day...
nae vodka n irn bru,nae bog roll efter a jobby,nae scuddie books in the garage,nae fags,gettin ma boaby stuk in the dyson hoover!!gettin a dose o the seaside shufflers in ma drawers,tellin aw the boys that A UM THE HOOP MASTER then gettin a dose o the ROBERT MILES!!! THEN MA WEE RUBBER RING BURST !!!THEN A LOST MA FALSE TEETH IN THE LAVYY!!! |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
chips cheese curry sause Music
sydney devine TV Show
little house on the prarrie Author
delia smith Movie
dumbo Night Club / Bar
the dookit. and club de mar when a kin get in Animals
coo's & sheeeep!!!! Person
the wee boy in the chinky's,he's funny Place
ma bed Possession/Thing
ma green jumper wi the slitter stains on it |
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