 | | Name: | Gump | | | | Details: | 29 years old (Leo), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Maidstone, Kent, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/joelmonkey |
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In my own words
Well what can I say here. Pretty normal guy on the outside, raging tiger on the inside raaaarrr (its more like an angry badger really). Easy going sort of bloke, send me a message I try to reply to them all..if you see that i've read your message and gone offline I will reply when I come back, I've usually got my mind half on something else (like how to train a weasel to get the money out of a fruit machine). If anyone has any ideas how to get all my interests into one activity let me know as all my attempts have failed or I've had to give up, frankly if I was to take part in the last one up a frozen mountain I wouldn't be impressing anyone and theres no chance I'm lugging a yacht onto a ski-lift! |
If You Pay Me...
I'd dress up as Shirley Temple and do a rendition of on the good ship lollipop, swiftly get changed into a rubber catsuit and bend over ready to be beaten with a wooden paddle. Its not that i'm kinky or owt, i'm just a money grabbing mongrel....if you pay me enough there's not much I wouldn't do (payment accepted in the form of sterling, dollars, yen, luncheon vouchers, sand and tap water), hmmmm, am I going to regret saying that? |
| Comments | 10 of 11 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | branz wrote... | | | | hi sweetie, id love to see you in my cossie ;) i look hot then? | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | miss-angel wrote... | | | | now would that b ickle buckets or big buckets lol and com keep me entertained as today has been so boring lol x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | miss-angel wrote... | | | | well i live by the seaside so got a beach full of sand hmmmm wot to get u to do lol hope u r havin a great weekend x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ciannyb wrote... | | | | Joel, loving your profile - hilarious! Made me laugh on thi miserable mon evening!!! | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | therese-vo wrote... | | | Hey cutie!
It's been a while! How are you? Saw on msn you have a new job..*jealous*
Hugs | | | | | send message |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
Getting thai'd up Music
Anything from The Stones to Chemical brothers TV Show
Dont really watch it, Top Gear if I had to say 1 Author
Inflight safety cards-Dont know who writes them Movie
Usual Suspects Night Club / Bar
A large torch makes a good club in the dark Animals
Big Cats or Dolphins (a hairy dolphin ideally) Person
Don't know but I have a thing for pretty redheads Website
Click here to view Place
Under the sea Possession/Thing
Laptop, Camera and womens bums |
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