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Lives in a tree and steals knickers!
Name: Gump
Details: 29 years old (Leo), Male, Single, Straight
Location: Maidstone, Kent, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/joelmonkey
In my own words

Well what can I say here. Pretty normal guy on the outside, raging tiger on the inside raaaarrr (its more like an angry badger really). Easy going sort of bloke, send me a message I try to reply to them all..if you see that i've read your message and gone offline I will reply when I come back, I've usually got my mind half on something else (like how to train a weasel to get the money out of a fruit machine). If anyone has any ideas how to get all my interests into one activity let me know as all my attempts have failed or I've had to give up, frankly if I was to take part in the last one up a frozen mountain I wouldn't be impressing anyone and theres no chance I'm lugging a yacht onto a ski-lift!
If You Pay Me...

I'd dress up as Shirley Temple and do a rendition of on the good ship lollipop, swiftly get changed into a rubber catsuit and bend over ready to be beaten with a wooden paddle. Its not that i'm kinky or owt, i'm just a money grabbing mongrel....if you pay me enough there's not much I wouldn't do (payment accepted in the form of sterling, dollars, yen, luncheon vouchers, sand and tap water), hmmmm, am I going to regret saying that?
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branz wrote...  
hi sweetie, id love to see you in my cossie ;) i look hot then?
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miss-angel wrote...  
now would that b ickle buckets or big buckets lol and com keep me entertained as today has been so boring lol x
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miss-angel wrote...  
well i live by the seaside so got a beach full of sand hmmmm wot to get u to do lol hope u r havin a great weekend x
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switzswoo wrote...  
lol...its true..x
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branz wrote...  
thanks for the compliment, lovely ;)
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kelbaby84 wrote...  
like your profile hun x
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therese-vo wrote...  
hey! you are still on here...I just found out I am aswell! lol!
You ok?
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hotncoldkittens wrote...  
lol enjoyed reading ur profile, did make me chuckle. like ur style.X
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ciannyb wrote...  
Joel, loving your profile - hilarious! Made me laugh on thi miserable mon evening!!!
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therese-vo wrote...  
Hey cutie!
It's been a while! How are you? Saw on msn you have a new job..*jealous*
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Favorite Things

Getting thai'd up

Anything from The Stones to Chemical brothers

TV Show
Dont really watch it, Top Gear if I had to say 1

Inflight safety cards-Dont know who writes them

Usual Suspects

Night Club / Bar
A large torch makes a good club in the dark

Big Cats or Dolphins (a hairy dolphin ideally)

Don't know but I have a thing for pretty redheads

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Under the sea

Laptop, Camera and womens bums


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