In my own words
Would consider myself pretty chilled out.. almost lazy..does that make me sound poor in bed? It isn't true regardless of what your mum tells you (poor joke eh?).. Often drunk.. Nay.. Always drunk.. Up for a laugh at all times.. Be it a session in the ol public house or a prank phonecall to someones grandmother.. I'm that grown up.. Good taste in music, Cant play guitar which is rubbish.. Good taste in clothes.. To good looking to boot.. Likely to try it on with anything when wasted.. Women.. Post boxes, Dead animals etc.. See below.. It says im Caucasian.. Whats that mean? Nah i know.. Dont worry..i think it means im pro gay yeah? What? I like manky pubs with sawdust on the floor, The rolling stones and Booze-a-plenty, rather than long walks on beaches.. yeah Im romantic.. Saying that I will pretend to be romantic if theres some sort of sexual gain for me.. and frankly for which ever lucky lady im talking to.. Thats a lie... |
My Best Day...
I was sitting around the other day admiring how big my nuts are.. When i came to the conclusion that they are somewhere between fairly giant and super giant.. The last nine or ten false readings on gravity detectors have been due to the gravity field of my nads.. They're just under critical mass, close to collapsing into a super dense vortex of nutsaqutron (a type of radiation given off by enormous sacks).. I don't even have a couch anymore.. I just sit around on my nuts |
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