| | Name: | Tom |  |  |  |  | Details: | 35 years old (Scorpio), Male, Single, Straight |  |  |  | Location: | Newcastle-Under-Lyme, Staffordshire, United Kingdom |  |  |  | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/iliketheass | 
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| In my own words 
  Last time you gave me a pie, I cut into it, and birds flew out of it, hitting me in the face and chin. I was confused. It was a trick pie
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| This Week's Plan... 
  Is none of your dumb business.
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