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Name:	humphry

Details:	35 years old, Male, Single, Open Minded

Location:	Dog house south england dorset bournemouth, Dorset, United Kingdom

Profile Link:	www.faceparty.com/humphry

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In my own words

Wel oim a loverly dog really i get on well wit others, n me owners a reall nice man, infact hes on face party 2, oym looking 4 a loverly she dog to settle dwn wit as ive just turned 18 so im legaly aloud to hump now. moy dog house has room for one more to keep me company on those long lonely nights. oy havnt had a hump 4 aboot 6 days now, and ive had all me jabs. So oim pretty clean really, id like someone who shares moy interests, my favourite film is B.I.N.G.O cos oi loyk tha song, but me favourite dog in the woryld is gada be Lassie..grrrr oid hump her all day long. I loyk 2 play a bit of 5 card poker no n then 2, also .. i loyk 2 keep fit buy chasing things, Sean has started letting me out buy me self now coz he knows oyl come back, but if oi met the right she dog oym willing 2 move out, as loyk oi said oym 18 now.

My Funniest Moment...

well It was when oy was chasin dis milk float wance, well, oy was runin behind the crazy fool wen he stapped rite in the middle of the road, oy was loyk wot tha fuck ya stappin for? but it was too late, oy went head over all 4 heals straight tru the bak, n oy ended up sittin inthe passinger seet, tde looked at me, n oy looked at him, n omg did we start laughin, he took me home after dat, n we bin mates ever since.