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Madonna, she really does just need to stop it.
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Name: horg
Details: 36 years old (Pisces), Male, Single, Straight
Location: In a space volcano underground., Kent, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/horg
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In my own words

I am somewhat immature, an unashamed nerd, I like movies where things blow up and motorbikes fly into helicopters, and I like how my dog fails to find traction on hardwood floors. I also like boobs, toy guns, tattoos, my man-cave and the items within, and amusing hats.
I'm also a huge fan of swearing.

I'm a huge romantic as well, although that seems to be going out of style these days. Which sort of makes me a dinosaur; I'd be a Deinonychus, which is essentially a bigger and far more badass Velociraptor.
This Week's Plan...

Thwart the evil plans of a sinister goat. Look death in the eyes and laugh. Make another beverage holder for my room out of tape and a squash bottle. Use the rowing machine lots. Scream nonsense at old people for laughs. Use the words 'Voluptuous' and 'Disconcerting' in the same sentence.
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Favorite Things

Food
Pizza, or steak. Or, strangely, salad.

Music
General rock related stuff

TV Show
Offensive cartoons and Documentaries.

Movie
Django Unchained at the moment.

Author / Book
Clive Cussler. I wish I was Juan Cabrillo.

Night Club / Bar
Anywhere Jack Daniels is reasonably priced.

Animals
BEARS. BEARS ARE FUCKING AWESOME.

Person
My friends, and also me.

Place
The woods behind my house.

Possession/Thing
I like many of my things.

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