 |  Name: | horg | |  | Details: | 36 years old (Pisces), Male, Single, Straight |  | Location: | In a space volcano underground., Kent, United Kingdom |  | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/horg |
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  In my own words
 I am somewhat immature, an unashamed nerd, I like movies where things blow up and motorbikes fly into helicopters, and I like how my dog fails to find traction on hardwood floors. I also like boobs, toy guns, tattoos, my man-cave and the items within, and amusing hats. I'm also a huge fan of swearing.
I'm a huge romantic as well, although that seems to be going out of style these days. Which sort of makes me a dinosaur; I'd be a Deinonychus, which is essentially a bigger and far more badass Velociraptor. |
 This Week's Plan...
 Thwart the evil plans of a sinister goat. Look death in the eyes and laugh. Make another beverage holder for my room out of tape and a squash bottle. Use the rowing machine lots. Scream nonsense at old people for laughs. Use the words 'Voluptuous' and 'Disconcerting' in the same sentence. |
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|  |   Favorite Things Food Pizza, or steak. Or, strangely, salad. Music General rock related stuff TV Show Offensive cartoons and Documentaries. Author Clive Cussler. I wish I was Juan Cabrillo. Movie Django Unchained at the moment. Night Club / Bar Anywhere Jack Daniels is reasonably priced. Animals BEARS. BEARS ARE FUCKING AWESOME. Person My friends, and also me. Place The woods behind my house. Possession/Thing I like many of my things. |
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