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I don't eat honey. I chew bees...
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Name: Dan
Details: 40 years old (Virgo), Male, Single, Straight
Location: Warsash / swanage..., Hampshire, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/hooptastical
In my own words

Ok, gonna try to keep this brief as I've not done this before but gonna believe the hype and get on! So, I'm an exciting 25yr old living in sunny old warsash looking for some other pursuits in my life... Always having a laugh, always sharing the good times and I'm at the stage in my life where I don't want to be in the pub every single night as by the sounds of things I can save myself the hassle and chat up one of you sexy lil cowgirls online instead... If you have a good sense of humour, aren't too concieted and know how to let loose I think we should get in touch and kick it, chew the fat, etc... If not thats a shame but I'll leave a smile on your face with one of my fave jokes... 'Did you hear about the pornstar phalidimite? He had an arm like a babys...' See I'm a funny guy, surely that's proof enough? No? C'mon... C'mon! Also I don't believe in sexual discrimination so the next morning I'll make you breakfast in bed....
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Comfortable shower section of our majesty's pleasure. Apart from that i'm sure james is a great guy, not great enough to introduce your latest girlfriend too as we all know which bed she'd end up in, not good enough to have a friendly game of cards with or go rounds with down the local pub. It's a wonder why he goes solo after all. Then again, not really when it's obvious he's a wanker!
If I was a Millionaire...

I wouldn't be on the internet...
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dusiorgie wrote...  
well u certainly put a smile on my face, lol
your looking pretty in pink too btw ;)
xxxx
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marina1984 wrote...  
mmmm strawberry cheesecake lol. thanks for rate. new year is ok be even better if i didn't have to go to work everyday!! hehe. how bout you? x
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marina1984 wrote...  
hey thanks for msg. love your pics hehe x
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faye-marie wrote...  
hey bril profile and u really suit the hair :P hope having a good day sexy x
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aimz4tune wrote...  
Hahaha, fair play mate, your a funny guy!! Thanks for putting a smile on my face with your delightful profile! *Aimi* xxx
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Favorite Things

Food
My Nan's shepards pie, delightful...

Music
Anything from rock to rap... Not G3!

TV Show
Darkplace, the office, love comedy. 24

Author
Stephen King, Dan Brown

Movie
Old School, Green Mile, Raging Bull, Casino...

Night Club / Bar
Anywhere that has a happening cool vibe

Animals
Liger

Person
Butters

Website
Click here to view

Place
Bed, it's built for 2 but i'm a greedy space hog!

Possession/Thing
its red, very small and thank you thailand!

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