Sit down. We're taking pictures for my parents. Do you understand that? We're taking pictures like we're a couple. Like we like each other. Like we're husband and wife. We span time together. We span time together as a couple. 'Cause we're a loving couple, spanning time. These photos are us in love, spanning time. No bullshit faces. No funny faces. Just look like you like me. That's all l want. Just look like you like me. That's it. Can you do that?
PS I am concerned your correspondance with my fellow Englishmen will give you a warped view of our national psyche, let me assure you we are not all NARCISSITIC MEATHEADED ILLITERATES (see below). Many thanks, Rex