|Name:|| pauly |
|Details:|| 44 years old (Aquarius), Male, Straight |
|Location:|| leicester...., Leicestershire, United Kingdom |
|In my own words|
condoms Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept their tag line....eg: TESCO condoms-Every little helps. NIKE condoms-Just do it. PEUGEOT condoms-The ride of your life. KFC condoms-Finger licking good. EVER READY condoms-Keep going and going and going. PRINGLES condoms-Once you pop you cant stop. BURGER KING condoms-Home of the whopper. ANDREX condoms-Soft strong and very long POLO condoms-The one with the hole....OOPS!!!!
i carnt stand gals that are up the own arse and , all they talk about is there hair and shoes and all they wana be is famous and be on b/brother or win the ex factor , come on . and y do u skreeeech all the time when u ant seen some one 4 5 mins? and kiss the air .... whats with that , u ant no hilton .and all u seem 2 say is i like men who make me laugh , well guess what i no i can do that , but heres the hard part can u make me laugh???? rant over . ow and by the way im the secret
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|Bits of information to help you through the day: If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling? And, why isn't the pig included here?)|
|My Funniest Moment...|
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
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|krazyxemmax wrote...|| |
|lovin the random facts dude! heres a joke, a dyslexic, walks into a bra! he he! + theres plenty more where that came from cheeky chops! p.s. not on msn, soz x|
|party_tart wrote...|| |
|hey hun, how are you? sorry i havent texted you been at work quite alot, when im not at work im sleeping lol but ill try harder to send you a msg :D do you forgive me? lol xxx|
cow . cooked on a plate
has 2be a cow.sorry but u have the rib eye inside
pad ,ipod,car watch ,phone,plate
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