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Name: Harrold Bottomly-Smythe
Details: 35 years old (Cancer), Male, Open Minded
Location: Hull =], London, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/harr0ld
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I am the tits. =]
 
 
 
 
In my own words

Hello I am Harrold and my nan is the most impotent person in my life and i spend most of my time caring for her and when i get older i want to marry someone just like my nan but younger and a bit prettier (kinda like my sister Milly) cos my nan says i can look a very handsome young man when i make an effort and i only like nice girls who dont do dirty things and try and touch my privates on the first date and ive only been on one date and it was a bit of a disaster but i know the right person is out there so if you think its you come and chat to me i always answer messages cos im very polite and my nan says manners is very impotent and that beggers cant be choosers but i dont know what that means and i always treat girls and ladies with respect and im not a knob ok thanks :)
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PUBES
Just shaved my pubes with Milly's Ladyshave... WOW!
Those things are great I might get my own one! And it felt soooo good vibrating against my tentacles! :D
My Dream Date...

would be with judy finnegan.... i'd wine her and dine her and then i'd take her back to my nans house and play Lionel Richie CD's to her in my room (and i might even let her touch my privates) :)
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spylad wrote...  
Hello I am Harrold and my nan is the most impotent person....
Can your nan not sustain an erection?
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-poptart- wrote...  
shhhh dont say such horrible things!
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-superficial-cunt--x wrote...  
That's sexy, bbz.
I'd touch your face.
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-superficial-cunt--x wrote...  
Your picture made me cum.
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sabby_blapp wrote...  
Pahaha, Pauldasxcbeast has done some hilarious videos XD Mine being the best Obvs.
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gazmansinger wrote...  
hahaha excellent!
thank you!
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sexy-santa wrote...  
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Favorite Things

Food
My nan's liver stew it's outstanding

Music
Kajagoogoo, Wham!, Spandau Ballet

TV Show
Countdown / Deal or no Deal / Songs of Praise

Author
Elias Lichenstein (Jewish writer)

Movie
the one about the Jews

Night Club / Bar
I don't go to those filthy places!

Animals
My cat ''Kipperlips the 2nd''

Person
My nan she's lovely oh and Judy Finnegan

Website
Click here to view

Place
My nan's house it has a nice smell

Possession/Thing
My fold-up umbrella it's really handy =]

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