In my own words
I was lying in bed with my blonde girlfriend last night when she said, "I think my boobs are too small, I'm going to get a boob job."
"Hmm," I replied, "my hands are too small... what do you think I should do?"
"Do you want a hand job?"
She's a keeper. |
My Eternal Dilemma...
"Black couple have white baby"
I can't believe it, just when I moved to a nice neighbourhood away from all the theft and gun crime, they've gone and invented the stealth nigger. |
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